Some Notes on Justin Bieber's "One Time"

- Justin Bieber looks and sounds like he's 12 years old. He's really 15 years old.

- A 15 year-old who looks and sounds like he's 12 singing about spending his last dime on his girlfriend is just ridiculous.

- "One Time" = RedOne + Disney.

- Spinners + Silly string = 15-year old's house party? Hell no.

- Justin trying to look street with the fitted and the hoodie while smiling like a goofball is not a good look.

- Why the hell is Usher in this video?

- Finally, and I cannot believe I am about to write this, but "One Time" makes the Jonas Brothers' "Burnin' Up" look Shakespearean.

- While his voice sounds good, he should've waited until his voice broke before recording an album.