Gossip Girl Recap: The Secret is Out!

It's official, I H-A-T-E Georgina Sparks!

The bitch is not only evil, she's a pathological liar. She concocted that bullshit story as easily as she downs a shot of tequila. I cannot believe that she can even look at herself in the morning after everything that demon witch has pulled. It's that exact reason why I cannot wait for her inevitably delicious downfall.

Also on my shit list this week is Dan. For someone who is so smart, he is dense as hell. Even Stevie Wonder could see Serena was lying about sleeping with that guy. After months of happily-coupled bliss, she just, all-of-the-sudden, begins to lie and cheat? Come on! He is also stupid with Sarah/Georgina/Demon bitch, whose crap he drank up like those coffees he bought for them. It's almost pathetic. I cannot wait for the look on Dan's face when he learns that the girl he slept with (unless by some godgiven blessing, he couldn't get it up) is an evil, lying, manipulating, drug-addict shedevil.

Onto the big reveal. I figured that Serena didn't actually kill someone, but the situations were even less dire. After he thing with Nate at that weding, she ran off to some hotel party, where Georgina set up a sex tape scenario with some guy named Pete. She was too drunk and depressed to do it, so she told the guy to do some Coke, that he provided. He did, and he died. The guilt ate Serena up, and that same night she catched a train up north and began her exile. It turns out that Serena's guilt comes from not an actual crime, but from being a good person and not some soulless monster. See why I hate Georgina?

Some other stuff happened, but I wasn't really paying attention to that stuff. It was nice seeing Dan, Blair, and Chuck work together, although previews indicate it won't last long. Also, Lily and Rufus kiss, which could potentially throw her marriage into jeopardy.

The season finale is next week, and I seriously can't wait. It seems like Georgina will FINALLY be exposed. I'll be DVRing it, for sure.

Quote of the Day: "With friends like these, who needs armies" - Gossip Girl