So yesterday I published a list of the five Pokemon that saved the new generation with their artwork, done by Ken Sugimori. Unfortunately, not all of them could work as well as them. Some of them, actually a lot of them, suck as bas their sprites suggested. These are the five of them that are such epic fails that I actually wonder if the creators were smoking some kind of something.
BaibaniraType: Ice
Reason Why It Sucks: It's an ice cream cone. That's it. It is a freaking ice cream cone! Seriously, though?
Kyurem
Type: Dragon/Ice
Reason Why It's Sucks: It's typing may be awesome, but it looks like a lazy interpretation of Pokemon we've seen before.
Dasutodasu
Type: Poison
Reason Why It's Sucks: It looks like a muddy, dirty fail version of Tangela. And guess what, Tangela sucked too.
Morobareru
Type: Grass/Poison
Reason Why It's Sucks: A Pokemon that looks like a Pokeball? Yes, they did it with Voltorb, but Voltorb was a badass. This is just, no.
Types: Grass, Fire, and Water
Reasons Why They Suck: I decided to loop them all together since they are basically the same Pokemon. These three break the cardinal rule of Pokemon evolution: if you are going to evolve from a cute Pokemon, you either need to be extra cute, or incredibly awesome. None of these Pokemon are either of those things, which make them absolute wastes of space.
Are there any Pokémon from the new generation missing from here that you think suck? You think I'm wrong? Leave me your thoughts!
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