The Best, Worst, and Unbelievable About....DWTS Week 2

BEST

Cody Linley - The Hannah Montana star is continuing to improve, way beyond my expectations. In fact, I think he (among others) was underscored by the judges. I'm also warming up to his goofy personality; he's starting to lift that annoying stench that tends to surround the Disney elite.

Warren Sapp's fancy footwork - That Paso Doble was the hotness. The dark theme was awesome, the costumes were cool, and Sapp's quick footwork is just amazing. Seriously, he moves more swiftly than people a 1/3 his size. He's seriously badass, on the field and in the ballroom

Brooke Burke leading again - She's going to end up winning this contest. She topped the leaderboard again. She's really, really good

WORST

Kim Kardashian - She has as much passion as a flailing fish flopping on the sidewalk. She sucked, again, which sucks because I was rooting for her.

The Judges' Underratings - Seriously, some of the dancers deserved some nines, and the highest they gave out was a 24. What's up with that? Did they think they were being too generous last week?

Warren Sapp's Hip Movement - I guess the Olympian only shakes it for the bellydancers. It seemed like he got it in the video, but once he got on the floor, it was like a stick was shoved up his you-know-what. It was okay, but just disappointing.

Samantha vs. Cloris? - Am I the only one who thinks that Samantha Harris doesn't fancy Cloris Leachman very much? It just seems like she isn't very amused by her at all; it almost bordered on condescension. I am pro-Cloris, so Samantha better watch herself!

UNBelievable!

Cloris Leachman Toning Down The Fun - Here's some advice; don't listen to the judges. I was waiting to see what Cloris Leachman would do next. Instead, we got a boring controlled performance that still kept them at the bottom of the leaderboard. Cloris' wild and crazy antics make this season Must-See TV. I want the wacky from the 82-year old Oscar winner. Leave the grace to La Lucci.

Lance Bass, Kissing a Girl - Am I the only one whose jaw dropped when Lance Bass nearly ate his partner Lacey's face off? Then, he actually pulls out a cherry Chapstick at the end of a rule-bending Paso to "I Kissed a Girl"! Pure genius. BTW, he NEEDS to do a remake of "I Kissed a Girl". It's perfect for him, lol.